Comment to add your favorites, here's some of mine:
"I've got a pocket full of syrup"
~ April Coulter
"I done peed in my chili"
~Beau Bridges, 'Daddy's Dyin, Who's Got the Will?'
"Rabbit done peed on my head"
~Joseph the propane salesman, 'King of the Hill'
"Prepare to poop your pants"
~Maynard, 'Tool'
